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puellaeternus:

“In a healthy relationship, your partner hears you out if you’re upset, and their goal is to avoid upsetting you in the future, not to debate whether you should have been upset in the first place.”

November 13 with 281,149 notes

rabtownsend:

tahtahtahtia:

today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful:

“you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s okay if that person is you”

I feel like a few people I know could stand to read this.

August 17 with 1,040,818 notes
shitmemesforshitteens:
“Power move of the century.
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2thickgi:
“*queues rocky music*
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July 22 with 650,436 notes - reblog

arealemergency:

barbex:

gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner:

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

This is poetry.

This is my fucking resurrection

July 20 with 257,428 notes

alwayskeepingit100:

I will tell my daughter, don’t ever beg for someone’s time. Don’t ever beg for someone’s attention. And don’t ever beg for someone’s love.

July 20 with 194,210 notes

overblush:

i don know shit yall!!!! im jus out here 

July 20 with 302,602 notes

soularmates:

wish i was snuggling not struggling

July 20 with 286,677 notes
❝May you always do what you’re afraid to do.
July 20 with 2,994 notes